it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
”Our fate lives in us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.”
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.
no… noo………………. nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe?